unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

haveitjoeway:

what I want to do for halloween:

image

what I’ll end up doing on halloween:

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bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

image

racethewind10:

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

image

Omg all the time.

*Adds Taylor Swift to the list of celebrities who understand tumblr* 

jcsp1688:

paleasland:

image

OMG

…now that you think about it…

chickenstab:

fuuckh8:

i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat

thI S IS MY FAVORITE IMAGE

laurenashleybishop:

heyveronica:

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

greg is fucked

"so help you dog"

g
delete that off the internet
—my mom (via unclefather)